In a parting gesture, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave released British prisoners another gift, besides the gift of freedom…. the gift of fashion. Yes, fabulous outfits made by his own personal atelier, stylish ensembles obviously raising the bar for Spring, and subsequently setting the tone for the Fall introduction of his new casual-wear line: AHMADINEJAD!
“We loved the freed prisoners boxy, ill-fitting suits” cood Andre Leon Talley today from his home office in Hasting on the Hudson. “Breathable lightweight Grey Crylon with no hint of Tulle or Organza or you know, any fashion word that I would, like, have to look up.” Tally went on to say: “The ridiculous shoulders and fabulous poly-rayon shirts scream breathability….its how President Ahmadinejad stays chic during those high pressure Tehran afternoon teas.” Talks With LVHM and also H&M and Target are in place to create AHMADINEJAD! (a broad, full-service brand intended to include a fragrance and and a coffee table book) as early as next fall. “Give a suit to Madonna ” the President told a prisoner, as he handed him a gift bag. “Lets face it, I’ve got the look.”