The Glamwire News Team is finishing up in Sonoma, where it got side tracked by some of the best wine in the world, which the news team did not by any means drink, but it did look really good so we’re still here. Because of the film “President” the team will create its Spring ’09 collection in collaboration with photographers who are in New York right now, which means Richie from Totally Cool Magazine, you are ON, baby. If we can sneak in Paris in this election year we’ll try, but we doubt it. Sarah Palin will not walk down that faux-fur aisle for Stella McCartney, which is kind of a shame, but in an election that just turned reality show enough to singe Joe Biden’s tie, she just might.
Still, let it be known, my friends, that Karl Lagerfeld, now matter how powerful, really does not vote, and its hard to fabricate a clutch of 80,000 “evangelical” voters in the heartland and claim that they are Chanel freaks. So Sarah Palin will be fishing for Salmon stateside, and this brings us to our core point…………………………….John McCain, right now, tops the more glamorous ticket. He found one of the 300 or less reasonably well put together fisherpeople in the world and ran with her. And suddenly they have Cindy, Cindy …looking hot. On an average day coming onto the tarmac after an early primary win Cindy used to look like your every day Satanic regional Budweiser distributor, with deranged, spasmed out power hungry eyes that seemed like they could access your checking account. Now she looks…well…hot, and a little jealous of the fact that Sarah P is clearly younger and hotter… And also that Johnny M, at 72 with nothing to lose, at least in that green room where everyone is on his side (and that room does exist), is probably hitting on Sarah P every God loving two seconds. This is where the term “Evangelical Evanshmelical” takes on new meaning for like the 19 millionth time. The point is: right now they are actually more glamorous and less sober then Obama/Biden…..and (note to Team Barry) that may have to change. Hillary tried hard drinking in public to becoming less sober than Barry, who with his jumpshot and Hawaiian body surfing moves seemed pretty cool back then… ….Obama/Biden have got to come up with something, and if they want roll up their sleeves and do some world class visually sound drinking….we suggest they come up to Sonoma…where the drinking is really…..seriously…..pretty fucking glamorous.