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Sexuality in the City

Friday, December 26th, 2008

How do we at Glamwire celebrate the 2nd day of Christmas, the first day of Quanza, and the fifth day of Chanuka?…by buying an amazing antique casino table at a nearby shop, one that folds into its own incredible carry on bag, oh yeah, baby, and by relishing in our new scent, L’Occitane Eav Des Bavx, which we received from our incredible sister Margaret for Chrissy….astonishingly lovely mates!) and by making one last 08 nod to Harry H. Lunn Jr., the greatest photography dealer that ever lived and the publisher, with Robert Miller, of the X Collection by Robert Mapplethorpe…by returning to Part Four of Who Killed Male Sexuality by our favorite Friday afternoon correspondent Susan Craine Bakos. While we at Glamwire have always argued, vehemently, that Male Sexuality was killed by Don Schneider of Great Neck, New York in 1992….this story comes to a startlingly different conclusion. By clicking Continue Reading, you acknowledge that you are in possession of Key Man Insurance, and you have called a loved one to inform them that you intend, in fact, to proceed.

The conclusion of this series, soon to be a sensational novel, is now up here . Ciao for now.

Part One is still up on glamwire: http://www.glamwire.com/articles/2008/12/06/sexuality-in-the-city

Part Two is still up on Sexy Whispers:

http://sexywhispers.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/male-sexuality/

Part Three is still up on Club Double:

http://clubdouble.com/columns/fridaymidnight/whokilledmalesexualitypartiii-3.html

Part Four answers the question: Who killed male sexuality (if indeed it is so dead)? The Babes of Babeland are leading the charge for female sexual empowerment. And its all about vibes–and a big black dick with a curve that hits the G spot–and the undeniable appeal of a cub for a Cougar.

If you are properly insured and are wearing Goggles certified by the National Board Of Erotic Literature Safety Committee, head over to Sexy Prime

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Playman Holiday Classic

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

The set: Two skiers are doing some holiday skiing. They are driving around Vermont in a snow storm, and settle in for the night at a Holiday Inn that used to be a large working farmhouse, in Chester, Vermont. It is Christmas Eve….They watch Holiday Inn that night, starring Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire….and then they engage in Dialogue by a crackling fire over glasses of Harvey’s Bristol Creme.

Andy: Okay, this may the first year in history I can finally say I’ve seen “Holiday Inn” one 2 many times.

Amy: Still a classic. Still a classic. There are very few American holiday stories that are classics….and this is one.

Enter…the ghost of Fred Astair

Fred: I’ll Say! And how!

Curtain

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A Michelle Mag Holliday Observation

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan

Separated at birth?… Illinois Attorney General and famed actress turned Urban Cougar Demi Moore.

I haven’t seen many look-a-likes lately, since good ‘ol Sarah and Tina. So, imagine my surprise when this little Governor Blagojevich mess cropped up.

While I’d say the Governor himself hasn’t a twin I can speak of, his current nemesis, the crime fighting Attorney General does.

And they both exhibit a mature beauty. Go figure.

Actress Demi Moore

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A Beki "Pina Colada" Christmas

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Tree People (The Musical) Sondheim/Thomas….with an indroduction by Berle Ives.

Back where I come from Pink Hair at Christmas on a A Possum meant it was going to be a banner year for corn, but a so-so year for wheat. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!!! – Berle Ives

Tree people….The original book from which Sondheim wrote the music….by Beki “Pina Colada” Thomas!

It’s Christmas Time…there’s no need to be afraid….OR IS THERE!!??

Nooooooo! We love the tree people!
I don’t know if it’s just me..but there’s tree people everywhere in NYC and they’re all a bit craaayzeeee…I’ve never noticed tree people in Australia.. I don’t even know if we have them…(i’m talkin’ bout Xmas tree selling people Willis)…
They sleep in their trailer….like Carnies and have parties and go to the nearest cafe to shower and freshen up…

The ‘SoHo Trees’ Tree people even have film and TV crews camped out documenting their weird lives…probably coz they seem to be the craziest ones around….I’m gonna go and spy on them later tonite to see what reeeaaally goes on after hours…he hee heeee.

Y’see, it’s just more Christmasy in general here in New York….with the snow and the lighting of the big tree at Rockefeller and eggnog and everyone rugged up and decorations and fairy lights and santa at Macys and…. when I was little all the Christmas movies were all like that.

Our Aussie Chrissie is spent sunbaking by the pool, eating seafood, having BBQs and New Years is spent frollicking at the beach, with slabs of beer buried in the sand….so yeah it’s different….gonna miss doin it OZ-style (and my family of course) but I feel blessed and excited to be here experiencing my first white Christmas!!

Gonna miss the tree people too when the clock strikes 12 on Xmas Eve and they all turn into pumpkins and go back to their day jobs as Broadway actors, musos, writers and whatever else they do for the rest of the year.
****MERRY MERRY***!!!!!

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Sexuality in the City

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Part Three of Who Killed Male Sexuality

By Susan Craine Bakos

We at Glamwire love running this gal, but darnit, she is pretty hardcore. By clicking “continue reading,” you acknowledge that 1) you are over 35 and or 2) European. JEST KIDDEN! Actually, Who Killed Male Sexuality is a compelling mystery and it rocks. PART THREE WILL BE UP AT MIDNIGHT FRIDAY DECEMBER 19th ON:
Club Double!

WHO KILLED MALE SEXUALITY?: Part Three
An Erotic Mini-Series Featuring Death And Orgasms
(Incorporating Real Characters And Real Events Into Fiction That Includes Fake Orgasms, Forays Into Vibe Addiction And Larger Than Life Throbbing Dicks.Just Like Porn)

By Susan Crain Bakos

Part One is still up on Glamwire

Part Two is still up on Sexy Whispers
Sexy Whispers

At the end of Part Two, Susan, the character loosely based on me, was having sex with a supremely well-endowed artist in BedStye. Before Part Three opens, the following events take place (and you have to wait for the novel to read them in depth): After a highly publicized murder linked to the BDSM community, more dungeons are closed and independent doms are hassled by the vice squad. Ticking biological clocks begin going off inside the thirty-something female sex bloggers–and people who count on their event schedules for a social life begin to ask: Can the NYC sex scene survive if the men are under-sexed and the young women are turning their thoughts to motherhood? Are only Bi Girls and Cougars having sex? Will they invite us to watch or will we have to stay home alone at night?

Part Three goes up Friday December 19 on
Club Double

—and for the conclusion on Friday December 26 head over to Sexy Prime

In Part Three, you’ll learn why the little person was bludgeoned together with a giant dildo–why big cocks that slightly cuve drive women wild–who hangs out in the E. Village listening to erotica readings. After the stories of throbbing cocks and dripping pussies-does anyone get laid?

Glamwire is not legally responsible for whether or not anyone is getting laid, or for anyone’s throbbing, uh, holiday season. Anyone under thirty five and not European reading this message has broken a contract, and may be subject to jail time, fine, both, or dinner at Dan Tana’s with a certain Mr. Rex Weiner.

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