There’s No Place like OZ (TM)

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For the first “There’s No Place Like Oz” (TM) we sent Beki “Pina Colada” Thomas to interview a chap whom we thought was the most talented Australian Termite on the planet, a juggling termite named “Bazmini” …Beki, thinking she was off to interview the most talented Australian Transvestite on planet,  was outraged and threatened to sue the Glamwire News Team.  A pensive Ms. “Pina Colada ” Thomas…seen here with her quite serious and severe lawyer, Lydia Faye Story…negotiated with us for hours…and thus…there’s “No Place like Oz”  is born. In our next episode, Beki befriends the quite intriguing Ozzi termite, who juggles while singing “In a Gotta Da Vitta Baby” at his quite comfortable ranch in Queensland…and whom she begins to call “Termate” ….and the rest is bloody well history my friends.

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