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Ridic Headline of The Day
JACKOQUAKE From The Los Angeles Talent Agent: authorities in Los Angles fear millions will loiter outside the Staples Center during tommorow’s memorial service. Thats right Milions of loiterers. Jermaine Jackson: ” People are flying in from all over the world to loiter.”
Ridik Headline of The day
Jacko Sackoed From The Las Vegas Sunstroke–“Michael Jackson Fired From Incognito Vegas Pool Cleaning Job.” Did this job for a month incognito in a Howard Hughes/Wedding Photgrapher type gesture. Howard Hughes would dissapear for months at a time only to turn up in Dallas having been an incognito professional Wedding Photographer, who usually was quite […]
New Look Mahvelous
May 28th, 2009 (Palm Springs, CA)- Drew Barrymore wore 291 Bali sweatpants while heading to the park on Memorial Day Monday.
HUNGER STRIKE AT CANNES DAY 11 EARLY MORNING
It is the 11th and final day of the hunger strike.. At the point Phillipe Le Fois can only crawl. Francine Di Martine is not making it any easier by enjoying Delicious Italian Ices with an Italian Automotive Mogul name Gianna Le Costa.
Glamwire Chic Macy’s News, May 18, 2009
Ola….it’s me Crown Prince Chic Abdullah here in Croissette. Just had a lovely luncheon with Adnan Khassogi, my old freind, and 8 of his relatives at the Petit Carlton. Anyway, here is a special edition of Glamwire Chic Macy’s News May 18th . Lundgren: No Deep Markdowns Ahead at Macy’s….Big Memorial Day clearances are approaching, but […]
New Look Mahvelous
Dreading this year’s search for the perfect swimsuit? Designer and swimwear guru, Shoshanna Gruss, is here to help with answers to all of your summer style issues. Conquer your swimwear fears and hit the stores armed with expert tips on what works for you. Q&A WITH DESIGNER SHOSHANNA GRUSS What are the key swim trends […]
Ridic Headline of the Day
Jacko Colapsos at Heathrow Hugh Jackman, whom the British Press haved taken to calling Jacko, because the real Jacko rarely leaves Las Vegas…stumbles at Heathrow Airport in London, tangling with what one onlooker called “quite an aggressive ” suit bag.
Ridic Headline Of The Day
O Says Oh No! No Go! Predident Obama refuses to go waterskiing on Potomac so early in season…has to be talked unto Presidential Yacht USS Sequoia, for a light luncheon.
Ridiculous Headline of the Day
JACKO FLACKO FIGHTS BACKO!!! Summary : Michael Jackson publicist sues San Michel for 44 million buckos in fees. Expensive Flacko!